Join our x community and share your shid happens daily 🚽🔥 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 file_copy Copied to Clipboard Life goes up, life goes down. shid happens. Join our x community and share your shid happens daily 🚽🔥 close about Tracking our fleet 💩 Pls BUY our process 2. Tokenomics Breakdown

Total Supply: too much
Liquidity: flushed
Roadmap: toilet paper
Community: certified shidizens
Utility: laugh now, cry later
3. Why Buy $SHID?

Ever flushed your dreams before?
Now you can do it on-chain.
1. The Utility of $SHID

It has no use.
That’s the use.
In crypto, if it makes sense - it dies.
If it’s complete $SHID - it flies.
6. Future Vision

$SHID-powered ATM machines.
Insert fiat. Get flushed.
Receipts come scented.
SHID HAPPENS.
4. $SHID vs BTC

BTC is scarce.
$SHID is everywhere.
BTC lives in cold wallets.
$SHID lives in public restrooms.
Who’s the real degen asset now?
5. What happens when you buy $SHID?

Price goes down.
You buy more.
Price goes down again.
Congrats, you’re a whale...
…in a septic tank 🐋💩
close 🧑‍🎓 “How to Buy $SHID” Guide:

1. See a chart going straight down

2. Ignore your instincts

3. Ape in anyway

4. Tell your friends you're early

5. Regret nothing (until step 6)

6. SHID happens.
close

© 2025 SHID HAPPENS. Rights reserved. Toilet paper not included. | Email: shid@shidhappens.com

Join our x community and share your shid happens daily 🚽🔥 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 file_copy Copied to Clipboard Life goes up, life goes down. shid happens. Join our x community and share your shid happens daily 🚽🔥 close about Tracking our fleet 💩 Pls BUY our process 2. Tokenomics Breakdown

Total Supply: too much
Liquidity: flushed
Roadmap: toilet paper
Community: certified shidizens
Utility: laugh now, cry later
3. Why Buy $SHID?

Ever flushed your dreams before?
Now you can do it on-chain.
1. The Utility of $SHID

It has no use.
That’s the use.
In crypto, if it makes sense - it dies.
If it’s complete $SHID - it flies.
6. Future Vision

$SHID-powered ATM machines.
Insert fiat. Get flushed.
Receipts come scented.
SHID HAPPENS.
4. $SHID vs BTC

BTC is scarce.
$SHID is everywhere.
BTC lives in cold wallets.
$SHID lives in public restrooms.
Who’s the real degen asset now?
5. What happens when you buy $SHID?

Price goes down.
You buy more.
Price goes down again.
Congrats, you’re a whale...
…in a septic tank 🐋💩
close 🧑‍🎓 “How to Buy $SHID” Guide:

1. See a chart going straight down

2. Ignore your instincts

3. Ape in anyway

4. Tell your friends you're early

5. Regret nothing (until step 6)

6. SHID happens.
close

© 2025 SHID HAPPENS. Rights reserved. Toilet paper not included. | Email: shid@shidhappens.com