SHID HAPPENS

If you buy $SHID, you’re probably dumb. welcome fam.

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$SHID going to toilet 🚽 ->

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📞 Call the Bottom

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💸 TRUMP TAX

🚽 Flush Chart

📉 Buy the Dip

💸 Claim Your 10 SOL

🪞 Look in Mirror

💰 Claim Airshid

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2. Tokenomics Breakdown

Total Supply: too much
Liquidity: flushed
Roadmap: toilet paper
Community: certified shidizens
Utility: laugh now, cry later

3. Why Buy $SHID?

Ever flushed your dreams before?
Now you can do it on-chain.

1. The Utility of $SHID

It has no use.
That’s the use.
In crypto, if it makes sense - it dies.
If it’s complete $SHID - it flies.

6. Future Vision

$SHID-powered ATM machines.
Insert fiat. Get flushed.
Receipts come scented.
SHID HAPPENS.

4. $SHID vs BTC

BTC is scarce.
$SHID is everywhere.
BTC lives in cold wallets.
$SHID lives in public restrooms.
Who’s the real degen asset now?

5. What happens when you buy $SHID?

Price goes down.
You buy more.
Price goes down again.
Congrats, you’re a whale...
…in a septic tank 🐋💩

🧑‍🎓 “How to Buy $SHID” Guide:

1. See a chart going straight down

2. Ignore your instincts

3. Ape in anyway

4. Tell your friends you're early

5. Regret nothing (until step 6)

6. SHID happens.

Press buttons to discover how shid happens lol